We started our pumpkin picking adventure by putting a couple quarters in the feed machine and feeding a few goats.
We then set off to conquer the corn maze.
We conquered it!
...I think.
Rachel is great with directions...cough...cough
To our amazement, the pumpkin patch had giraffes! It was awesome! We saw a little girl get licked in the face by a big blue giraffe tongue.
Trying not to seem too interested, I gave the giraffe the cold shoulder and showed him who was really in charge.
After exciting the giraffes, we set off to find our favorite pumpkins!
These are NOT our favorite pumpkins.
THESE are...
Rachel said she wanted to do a traditional pumpkin. Mine started out to be a bear, and slowly morphed into a scary corpse face. It is gradually decomposing on the steps outside of her house. DON'T smash it!
After all of our fun of picking pumpkins, watching the pumpkin dinosaur eat pumpkins, eating apple cider doughnuts, drinking hot chocolate, corn maze conquering, giraffe petting, goat feeding, and Rachel's favorite playlist of Loney, Dear and Owl City, we had to take our captured fish Bean Bag and let him go. It was sad, but he was kind of a dickhead. Rachel, if you didn't know, loves fish and frogs and birds and any retarded animal she can find. So we found another one, a frog named Soupy AKA Popcorn Tits. Pictures yet to come!
Here are some random pictures taken of Rachel's animals.
SPANKS!
PANCAKE! (flaccid penis)
BUSTER!
JESSE!
Corey and I went to see The Get Up Kids last Wednesday. It was a lot of fun. I had never seen that band live and they've always been one of my favorites. Their new songs kind of blow...but that's ok. Long live Something To Write Home About!
Go check out Corey's band The Graduate. They're great.
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